fartgallery:

adyingmanneedstodie:

fartgallery:

what do birds keep inside their nests? is it keys? tiny swords? shoes for birds? there is literally no way of knowing

eggs

thats just ridiculous, how they gonna cook eggs? they dont even have a stove

unicornmunch:

here’s a list of what i’d like to do with you:

• hug
• go on walks while holding hands
• smile
• kiss
• cuddle
• have cute little dates
• have movie nights
• take adorable pictures
• go new places
• try new things
• fall in love
• brutally fuck you
• look at the stars
• do everything i was ever scared to do alone.

spacelovemelody:

current emotion: i need money

(Source: thesyntaxkid)

cosmo tip #676

expertcosmotips:

if he believes in the friend zone then you should put him in it